I’m going to show you that it’s possible to like them so much that you will beg your partner to let you do it.
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I’m going to show you something far more powerful: How to get so turned on by blowjobs that they become necessary for your sexual satisfaction. I’m not just going to show you the art of getting through giving. But to truly give great head, you have to see it as a critical to your own sexual satisfaction. Learning techniques is fine-if all you want to be is a skilled worker. In fact, this is what separates this book from all others on the subject. You’re going to see blowjobs as an effective way for you to pleasure yourself, not just him. By the time I’m done you’re going to be gagging for it (as opposed to on it). I’m going to show you how to think of it as a turn-on, not a turn-off. I’m going to show you how to turn a Meh into a Meow. The good news is that by the time you finish this book, you will have a completely different attitude (and aptitude!) about giving head. Many gay men can sum up their feelings about giving blowjobs in one word: Meh. It’s not just about what you can do to a dick, but what it can do for you. That’s the key to giving head like a porn star-not just pleasing your guy but pleasing yourself. Yes, of course, your partner will get a lot out of it, but his satisfaction, while necessary, is beside the point.
I call my approach the “selfish blowjob” because it’s more about you than him. They shouldn’t be a chore but a choice you make for your own pleasure. I have a different proposition: Blowjobs are for you as much as they are for him. While you can get a lot of pleasure out of “giving,” things can go sour if you lose or ignore your own urges and desires. Many gay men think that blowjobs are something you do for your partner. It’s about appreciating the strength, length, width and hardness of an erect cock because of what it can do for you, not for what you can do to it. More importantly it’s going to do what no other book on the subject has done: Show you how to enjoy a hard penis on your terms to discover the joys of your partner’s genitals without feeling pressured to do or act in ways that aren’t comfortable, comforting or sexually exciting. It’s going to be a politically incorrect, no-holds-barred romp that’s going to leave you locked, cocked and ready to rock your man.
My point, and I do have one, is that this isn’t going to be a dry, boring, tedious roundup of BJ banter. Now, slap yourself…okay, that’s getting redundant. Raise your hand if that last sentence offended you. Because with this book I’m going to show you how to give the kind of head that’ll get you married or promoted. If you’re like most guys, you’re giving what I call “Canadian blowjobs.” You know, well meaning but dull. “Men can fake whole relationships.”īut enough about me. I got the role because of my answer to the final question on the screen test: “What do you think of women who fake their orgasms?”
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That led to a book called Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon, and ultimately a co-hosting gig on The Sex Inspectors, a heterosexual TV show that aired on Britain’s Channel 4 and America’s HBO. “Send me your cutest employees and I’ll get started.” I got started when an editor at a gay magazine asked if I’d like to write a funny, informative sex column. I’ve been writing a gay sex advice column called Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber for the last twelve years. Of course I can teach you a lot, not just because I’m gay but because of what I do for a living. Now, slap yourself with that hand and ask for a refund because I don’t want anybody that naive reading my Pulitzer Prize-winning copy. I mean, you’re gay for chrissakes! Doesn’t it come with the territory? Raise your hand if you’re wondering what you can learn about giving head that you don’t already know.